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| Yo Mama So White Jokes |
Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV.
Yo mamma so white, when she goes joggin through her suburban neighborhood at night, there's no need for her to wear anything relfective.
Yo mama so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
Yo momma is so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night.
Yo mamma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like poop.
Yo mama so white, she gets sunburn from a 40 watt light bulb.
Yo mama so white, you don't need a night light.
Yo mama so white the sunlight reflects off of her.
Yo mama so white when she visited the whitehouse she got lost.
Yo mama so white, when she gets naked, yo daddy's retinas burn.
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| Random Jokes |
1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
4. Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
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