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| Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes |
Yo Mamma so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get a drink.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
Yo Mamma so ugly, my dog took one look at her and ran away.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Rice Krispies won't talk to her.
Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo Mamma so ugly, I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."
Yo Mamma so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo Mamma so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo Mamma so ugly, Freddy Krueger is jealous.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Yo Mamma so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.
Yo mamma is so ugly ur dad first thought she was bigfoot.
Yo Mamma so ugly, she can make an onion cry.
Yo Mamma so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it breaks.
Yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit.
Yo mamma so ugly she turned medusa to stone!
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| Random Jokes |
1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
4. Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
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