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| Yo Daddy Jokes |
Yo Daddy so short, he's always being mistaken for a midget.
Yo daddy so fat alaska said "I thought we were the biggest state."
Yo daddy so dumb he went to the bulls game and said which one am I riding.
Yo daddy is so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Yo daddy is like a mounds bar -- he's got no nuts.
Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where Yo Daddy has two jobs.
Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.
Yo daddy is like cement, it takes him 2 days to get hard!
Yo Mama is so stupid she married Yo Daddy!
Yo' daddy so ugly, when he looked out the window the cops arrested him.
Yo daddy so stupid, he though fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo daddy so bald, you can see what's on his mind.
Yo daddy so bald, that he took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo daddy is so bald, when I rub his head I can see the future.
Yo daddy so hairy, small children think he's a beast.
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| Random Jokes |
1. Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
2. Yo Mama so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick and she fetches it every time.
3. Yo Mama so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.
4. Yo Mama so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared.
5. Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
6. Yo Mama so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
7. Yo Mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
8. Yo Mama so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
9. Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
10. Yo Mama so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.
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